My dear friend Alan never ceases to amaze me.
I got this email from him last night *:-)
Dear Hannah
Please find attached the original photo with my witty tshirt. If I may
be so audacious, it was one of my more clever ideas, targeted for the
hordes of promo girls trying to sign you up for tertiary bank accounts
during O week at university. I just happened to be in the right place
at the right time. As far as I know, I have the only tshirt with that
writing as I got it made just for an occasion.
Alan
I've always wanted to carry a sign at orientation that says "I WILL NOT SELL YOU MY SOUL!"




